Some of the kids wanted me to get a new jigsaw puzzle for them, but they said they wanted one of you. I didn't know it at the time until they said you were an idol, which kind of made me really against it. I had to bargain with them to get them to agree to forego that and now I'm on the hook to get "the biggest cutest cats, with jeweled sparkle collars and fancy outfits" puzzle I can find.

...But if it's not dangerous for you and can fit into your schedule, you should come with me to visit them. I think they'd like to meet you as some of your youngest fans and do some puzzles with you. Not to mention, maybe it's good exposure for kids to learn that their favorite celebrities are normal people, too. It might even hopefully help them learn to notice the signs of when having a parasocial relationship is dangerous and help them stop that behavior before it becomes a bad thing.