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SUN SIGN
give me all you got, and don't hold it back
THE ASTROLOGISTS
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine
GUYS, I swear I'm scooping human shit out of these litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities.
Your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats.
BROCADE
• Settrigh •
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
CALICO
• Cassander •
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats.
Velveteen
• Dan Heng •
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Suede
• Crow Armburst •
Do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?